Howdy, folks!

haha, no. I do not have a Texas accent, I just had an urge to say that. lol


i love this game!

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a kitten
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm sick of this shit.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Maroon-------because it makes me happy.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

.. and form your crazy sentence!

mine is: I murdered a kitten because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


anywho, I'm an obsessive fan of The Host, and Twilight, and just about anything that Stephenie Meyer produces. i also LOVE Daphne Du Maurier. READ HER STUFF, particularly Rebecca, Frenchman's Creek, and Jamaica Inn.

my clubs:


i promise i will have more fan art soon, but i'm kinda running out of ideas since DA has deleted all the good stuff. oh well. rules are rules.

my goal is to work on the Twilight movie set for New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. maybe then i'll be able to get my own photos and won't have to deal with all the bureaucratic nonsense.

here's to hopin'.